PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic boo